Thursday, 31 March 2016
Tuesday, 29 March 2016
Monday, 28 March 2016
Friday, 25 March 2016
Monday, 21 March 2016
Strange logic, particularly as the bikini covers far less than the underwear. But i heard a gem of any explanation that went something like this: I want to be seen in my bikini, but i didn't ask to be seen in my underwear. Umm, well...that's like two plus two equals fish. Still makes no sense to me.
How is anyone supposed to take him seriously with a name like that? I can just imagine the suppressed giggles when the bailiff goes 'All rise, Judge Wille Stroker presiding...' I'm betting he's had to send a good number of folks to county jail for contempt of court. Dude, your parents kinda failed you bruv...LMAO
Your mission, 007, should you choose to accept it, involves the removal of a threat to world peace. a megalomaniac named Trump is desirous of getting his hands on the greatest nuclear arsenal on the planet. Imagine a mad man holding the nuclear codes...? We need you to make him go away.
Thursday, 17 March 2016
This is the best opportunity for perennial underachievers Arsenal to win the EPL with the other 3 of the so-called Big 4 misfiring this season. but yet again they are failing to step up to the plate, letting Leicester and Tottenham get into the driving seats. Well, Arsene Wenger's record speaks for itself, so we're not surprised.
Wednesday, 16 March 2016
...because calling his full name is the final word in awkwardness. Especially if you do it in a public place. You won't live it down in a hurry. Hehehehehehe
Tuesday, 15 March 2016
Holy crap! I'm not getting in that cab. Never! And if you know what's good for you, you wouldn't either. Except of course if you like that sort of thing...lol
Please how does a sane person decide to smoke this amount of weed? That's enough weed to get an entire village of Jamaicans higher than a kite. I can only conclude that he is tired of life and wants to end it all in a haze of glory. LMAO
WTH! Who names their child like this? Obviously he didn't attend an English speaking secondary school, otherwise he'd be dead of embarrassment by now. LMAO
Monday, 14 March 2016
Your sense suppose tell you when you don blow reach to try this stunt. Jamaican upcoming artiste thought he was at that level of popularity where he could throw himself into the sea of adoring fans and they would lovingly bear their idol on their arms as he serenades them...well, not quite. Five words: Moses at the Red Sea. LMAO
How they got this video, i will never know...but you could easily substitute me for that rabbit. it is exactly how i am when i get home from work after battling traffic for two and a half hours. There's nothing left to do, just crash. This is just uncanny. LOL
I really miss the legendary battery life of Nokia phones. you could travel to the abroad without taking your charger, stay for two months without needing to charge the phone and come back with at least two bars. Epic! Not these smartphones of today that their batteries don't last the duration of a sneeze.
Saturday, 12 March 2016
Friday, 11 March 2016
That is one impatient cat. I wonder what it wants to read. probably working on a project of some kind and had a tight deadline. Then the printer starts taking its sweet time...ain't nobody gat time fo dat...lol. Watch the video after the cut.
Thursday, 10 March 2016
Wednesday, 9 March 2016
The nightmare of a possible Trump presidency continues as he has so far won 458 delegate votes. cruz has 359 and Rubio has 151. It takes 1,237 delegate votes to win the Republican nomination for president. We are holding our breath as we watch.
Monday, 7 March 2016
Who offended this teacher? The whole class should go and beg o. Which kind of homework is this? Sometimes the homework they give 5 year olds to do looks like this to them i'm sure. Then they give it to their parents to do, and it still looks like this to their parents. LMAO
Ever break up with someone and their entire group of friends start treating you like dirt? I have never been able to understand it. How did i offend all of you? Keeping malice on behalf of someone else is somewhat like taking panadol for someone else's headache. in fact, it is exactly like taking panadol for someone else's headache. And since we know drug abuse is bad, this has to be right up there with it...#logicoflife. LOL
Thursday, 3 March 2016
The writers of these scam letters need to be in Hollywood or Nollywood creating scripts, cos they are a mighty creative bunch. You simply cannot believe your ears when you hear this letter. Simply out of this world.
Nigerian parents have insanely fine tuned antennae for detecting even the faintest hint of sarcasm, condescension or other form of disrespect. So it's not that you talked back...which is how communication works really, it is really about 'how' you said it... I can totally relate. LOL