I cried from laughing at this compilation of bloopers. Watch in private please,so you can really laugh well.
Sunday, 31 January 2016
Please watch in private so people don't doubt your sanity
I cried from laughing at this compilation of bloopers. Watch in private please,so you can really laugh well.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry...
You have to see this to understand why i cannot decide if this is funny, commendable or shameful. Please decide for yourselves.
For those thinking of creative ways to propose...
The point is to give her the ring safely o, so you can be alive to get married. Lol. In fact some people don't have time for this kind of elaborate drama over proposal. See an example after the cut...
Tawa needs a guy...apply now.
Valentine's Day is right around the corner and Tawa (aka Lakeesha Dopestnaijachiceverliveth) is looking for a serious relationship this period. LMAO @ No jokers pliz.
Do girls really love bad boys?
Dude just violated the Bro Code...I can't condone him betraying his agreement with his guy, but i sure understand why he did it. LWKMD
Apparently Commitment Phobia Starts Really Early
Babe, is it by force? The guy says he does not want to marry you na, are you going to drag him kicking and screaming down the aisle? LOL
First time Val seeking advice...Epic response! LOL
People have no chill tho...Dude just needed pointers and got hit with the internet's special brand of negativity. LMAO
Someone stop the Donald now...before it is too late
I shudder when i imagine this man as the leader of the free world. It is not even funny.
Saturday, 30 January 2016
An oldie...but a goodie
I will never understand the female obsession with capturing their image no matter where they are. They don't mind o, they can ask the pope to take a picture of them if he is the only one available. SMH.
The number of pictures you have is not a requirement for:
A. Getting a job
B. Getting a husband
C. Getting to heaven
So why is it sooo damned important?
See Gobe...!
How do you explain this one now? World people have made him send break up text to his wife...are they not following him from his village so?
Do they even know what the D means? LOL
No one can convince me that this wasn't a cruel joke played by an advertising agency on a worrisome client. We all need the D? Seriously, come on. So this ad passed the whole raft of copywriters, art directors, creative directors, photographers, models and no one spotted it? And that's just the Agency's side o. The client too, no one among the tens of people who saw this ad noticed the very blatant sexual connotation of that headline before approving it?
Talk about #FirstWorldProblems
We really need to help out this girl. If you would like to donate to her, please look for the nearest orphanage and give them your money, they will send it to her on your behalf.
Throwback of life...
I am so proud of this lady. She has made awesome progress from this cringe-inducing showing on international television. Now she speaks flawless English and is happily married. Go girl.
Friday, 29 January 2016
The Eritrea Hoax
This was how it began. Sadly it was declared a hoax by the Eritrean Information Ministry. But not before the internet had done what it does best: immortalize the thoughts of millions of people who desperately wanted it to be true. See what they came up with after the cut...
How Boko Haram has changed birthday greetings
Now to say 'Have a Blast' to someone in the North may not be taken as birthday felicitations and may be interpreted to portray illwill. Thank you BH, for making our lives that much harder.
Ladies, can we get a witness?
That amount is different for different chics, but eventually your sense of entitlement is overpowered by the fear of Karma and you find yourself saying those words, perhaps not verbally, but say them you will. And there's no shame in that. Remember, karma is a bitch.
Madam, keep quiet for half a second and save yourself a world of regret
This is one of those moments when you begin wishing a natural disaster would occur, or an alien invasion, or North Korea launches a world-killing nuclear missile, anything but to have to face these folks.
How was something so mind-numbingly bad preserved on film?
This is the very worst sequence of acting ever filmed in the history of the universe. It is so shockingly bad that it is hard to watch, but if you can see the funny side of it you will laugh your guts out.
Right Response: When someone asks you not to insult them
However, ensure that you are in a position to outrun the person if you are in any doubt as to your ability to physically overpower them...for your health and others. LWKMD
I Wonder: How She Got a Real Life Superpower
How on God's green Earth is she doing that? I'm so frightened of boiling oil that i will not be in the kitchen when a pan of oil is on a lit burner. Yet here is a human being literally washing her hands in the stuff...Mind boggling.
Thursday, 28 January 2016
Broadband kids don't know how lucky they are
The days of dialup connections,,,lawd. Gave real meaning to the saying 'you go old o.' But back then we felt we were balling tho..How quickly technology changes your perspectives. Lol
Adorable baby...with a mean streak
This baby don't play with her attention tho...when she wants it, she gets it by fair means or foul. Lol
Ladies, y'all need to make up your minds
You spend all your time making up your faces when what really needs making up is your damn minds. I believe we could achieve world peace if women just made up their minds about what they wanted.
OMG! What is he hiding in that phone?
Probably has the coordinates of Tupac's location, or the prophecy on who will eventually marry Linda Ikeji (God please let it be me). Please let us know what you think he could be hiding that justifies such an outrageous passcode.
Tuesday, 26 January 2016
The Change Agenda: Blame GEJ
It's open season on GEJ these days as a government too used to being the opposition clutches at straws in trying to explain its ineptitude and blames every woe on the past administration. Now everything is GEJ's fault; a child fails an exam, it's GEJ's fault, A chic turns down a guy asking her out, it's GEJ's fault, Manchester United cannot win a game to save their lives, guess what, it's GEJ's fault.
So neighbour, have you blamed GEJ today?
Saturday, 23 January 2016
You go fear Chinese na...
Wonder what this lot were watching growing up. You do not approach a Chinese man without permission...LOL
One of the things you should never lie about...
Never lie about two things in this life: knowing how to swim and knowing how to drive. Obviously this dude hadn't heard about that before...LMAO
You won't believe what they think causes impotence
ROTFLMAO I died laughing at this. Funniest thing i've seen today. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.
Ghana Jellof Rice Toh Bahd
Holy crap! What was he thinking? LMAO. Hope the bride is okay tho... she didn't seem like she could stand on her own.
Friday, 22 January 2016
I Wonder: Life after death...for real
This is not even funny...just creepy. A skinned and gutted fish just carries on with life like nothing happened. Without all its vital organs, no less. How is this even possible?
One of life's most painful experiences
The pain of this is worse than toothache, worse than heartbreak, worse than waterboarding. I totally understand why he wants to die.
Thursday, 21 January 2016
Paranoia on Steroids
So he spent 2 minutes with the other chic? And you're going mental? Abeg my guy, Proverbs 21:9 and Proverbs 21:19 are essential reading for you. Lol
She's got a checklist for her man...
...but she ain't on no man's checklist. Not until she get her sh*t together.
She wants a sugar daddy...literally.
Yeah, we know her type. Pray tell, what do you bring to the relationship? Your sparkling personality, right? For that truly epic response, @ajeezayGH is my MOTY so far.
Right Response: When someone rolls their eyes at you
This one's a gem. Never before has there been a good enough response to the subtly insulting eye-roll. Now you know what to say when someone thinks they can get away with it. Hehehehehe.
Violent Toasting is becoming all the rage
Apparently, Negging is making a strong comeback. For those who do not know what negging is, the Urban Dictionary defines it as low-grade insults meant to undermine the self-confidence of a woman so she might be more vulnerable to your advances.It's been a thing for some time now but this dude obviously hasn't ever seen it done properly. Toasting no be by force na...
Tuesday, 19 January 2016
Someone buy this chic a mirror
Some chicks will just be applying make up like they're painting a house...I've seen better looking zombies...lol
Oh no he didn't...but she shouldn't have
We do not condone hitting women under any circumstances but this chic shoulda left a black man alone minding his business. Just trying to get his melody on and she wasn't having none of it. Well, he wasn't having none of her sh*t neither and let her know with the help of an ancestry-fueled slap that came with an instruction manual. He walked her through the process of the slap before the actual slap but she didn't even flinch, thinking her 'I am a white female in a public place" force-field would protect her. How wrong she was.
Jokes to make you squirm in your seat
Sometimes a joke can be so insensitive that you don't know whether to laugh or be outraged. Ricky Gervais had a barrel-full of those at the just concluded Golden Globes Award show. Watch and see how uncomfortable you get.
Sunday, 17 January 2016
Right Response: When someone says you're talking like an idiot
Never be stranded looking for the perfect cutting comeback again. We've got your back with Right Response. We'll show you what to say when someone is getting under your skin. In this example you can substitute Idiot with anything else to bring it within the context of your fight. Be creative...
Saturday, 16 January 2016
Two Girls Beat Up a Gang of Toughs...Really Funny
If this was on Zee World we wouldn't hate that channel so much...
Methylated or Horny Spirit?
Everyone knows the internet is swarming with rabid trolls, so it is kind of usual when you post a picture with half your ample mammaries hanging out to get the kind of response where random people express varied intentions on what they'd like to do to you. In fact you have to expect such comments.
But definitely not from this sort of person...
Twitter exploded with comments ranging from the inane to the downright ridiculous over this Man of God's lapse of judgment. See all the drama here
So scary you'll laugh at yourself
Perfect demonstration of how chics are at 'that time of the month.'
If God wanted to play with the remote control...
The wind in Norway doesn't joke...almost like hitting a Rewind button. LOL
Guys, why you should never go shopping with a female
A trip to the mall to buy a few clothes can last as long as a North Pole expedition. Guys, in the interest of your sanity, let the ladies shop alone.
Wednesday, 13 January 2016
When you think you're big...visit Dubai
When you start feeling yourself too much, thinking you're oppressing with your BMW X6, just visit Dubai and see people like this sheikh's garage. And remind yourself that he is not the richest man in Dubai...then humble yourself. LWKMD.
Straight Outta Netflix & Chill
There is no clearer way to put it o...Babes, beware Netflix & Chill. LMAO
Netflix & Chill...or not
With Netflix now available in 130 more countries including Nigeria, this is going to be happening more often...lol
Truly Epic Fail at walking in Heels on the Catwalk
There are no words to describe this. You have to see it to believe it. This young lady will never live this down.
How we perceive abuse...and how we react
When we see physical abuse happening our reactions are markedly different depending on the parties involved...it's funny as heck. Abuse is no laughing matter though. It is not something like a joking stuffs.
You'll never guess why this is the funniest picture on the web
Only people with the most highly developed senses of humour will understand why this picture is hilarious. If you got it, explain it to the lesser mortals in the Comments...know what, don't bother. If you don't get it at first sight, no explanation will do it justice.
The funniest version of Adele's Hello yet
Given the phenomenal popularity of Adele's Hello, i guess it was inevitable that some nutcases would jump on the track. But we're very happy they did...it's hilarious!
The Mystery of the never ending bath...ROTFLMAO
These chaps must have been wondering what sort of soap they were using...quite literally the soap of life. LOL
Sunday, 3 January 2016
The Other Side of Adele’s Hello
Adele’s monstrosity of a hit song has been inescapable since
it dropped, with artistes all over the world jumping on it. Now the guys from
College Humour have jumped on it to bring us the other side of that famous
phone call. Hilarious stuff!!!
The fight of the funnies: Frank vs Falz
Two of the funniest men in the country brought their A-game
hard in 2015. As we anticipate with delicious expectation what they will serve
up in 2016, which of them truly cracked your ribs in 2015? Watch some of the
clips after the cut.
Laughter the best medicine? It’s actually no joke!
We all grew up hearing this phrase and thought it was just
another of our parents tales (like how they always came first in class when
they were in school, or, for the ladies, how if you said hello to a boy you
would get pregnant instantly) but science has proven that indeed, you can
chortle and guffaw your way to a healthier you.
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