Sunday, 31 January 2016

Please watch in private so people don't doubt your sanity




I cried from laughing at this compilation of bloopers. Watch in private please,so you can really laugh well.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry...




You have to see this to understand why i cannot decide if this is funny, commendable or shameful. Please decide for yourselves.

For those thinking of creative ways to propose...



The point is to give her the ring safely o, so you can be alive to get married. Lol. In fact some people don't have time for this kind of elaborate drama over proposal. See an example after the cut...


Babes, If it's protection you want...



Why aren't you dating a bouncer? LOL

Tawa needs a guy...apply now.



Valentine's Day is right around the corner and Tawa (aka Lakeesha Dopestnaijachiceverliveth) is looking for a serious relationship this period. LMAO @ No jokers pliz.

Do girls really love bad boys?




Dude just violated the Bro Code...I can't condone him betraying his agreement with his guy, but i sure understand why he did it. LWKMD

Apparently Commitment Phobia Starts Really Early




Babe, is it by force? The guy says he does not want to marry you na, are you going to drag him kicking and screaming down the aisle? LOL

First time Val seeking advice...Epic response! LOL


People have no chill tho...Dude just needed pointers and got hit with the internet's special brand of negativity. LMAO

Ladies, consider this perspective



Hmmm, well, when you put it that way...

LMAO


Obama's version of Justin Bieber's 'Sorry.'

Some people have time sha....but this is funny as heck

Someone stop the Donald now...before it is too late

I shudder when i imagine this man as the leader of the free world. It is not even funny.

When God's got your back



Your enemies will be put to shame...literally. LMAO

Saturday, 30 January 2016

An oldie...but a goodie


I will never understand the female obsession with capturing their image no matter where they are. They don't mind o, they can ask the pope to take a picture of them if he is the only one available. SMH. 

The number of pictures you have is not a requirement for: 

A. Getting a job
B. Getting a husband
C. Getting to heaven

So why is it sooo damned important?

See Gobe...!




How do you explain this one now? World people have made him send break up text to his wife...are they not following him from his village so?

Do they even know what the D means? LOL



No one can convince me that this wasn't a cruel joke played by an advertising agency on a worrisome client. We all need the D? Seriously, come on. So this ad passed the whole raft of copywriters, art directors, creative directors, photographers, models and no one spotted it? And that's just the Agency's side o. The client too, no one among the tens of people who saw this ad  noticed the very blatant sexual connotation of that headline before approving it?


Talk about #FirstWorldProblems




We really need to help out this girl. If you would like to donate to her, please look for the nearest orphanage and give them your money, they will send it to her on your behalf.

They walk among us...ROTFLMAO




How do people get by in life with this level of intelligence? SMH

Who's fooling who? LOL




He definitely didn't see that coming...LMAO

Throwback of life...




I am so proud of this lady. She has made awesome progress from this cringe-inducing showing on international television. Now she speaks flawless English and is happily married.  Go girl.

As seen in Lagos



Ingenious pun right there...LOL

Friday, 29 January 2016

The Eritrea Hoax


This was how it began. Sadly it was declared a hoax by the Eritrean Information Ministry. But not before the internet had done what it does best: immortalize the thoughts of millions of people who desperately wanted it to be true. See what they came up with after the cut...

How Boko Haram has changed birthday greetings



Now to say 'Have a Blast' to someone in the North may not be taken as birthday felicitations and may be interpreted to portray illwill. Thank you BH, for making our lives that much harder.

Bovi on Celebrity Beef




My favorite comedian slays each time every time.

Where did we come from?




Tell me you don't agree with her...LMAO

Ladies, can we get a witness?



That amount is different for different chics, but eventually your sense of entitlement is overpowered by the fear of Karma and you find yourself saying those words, perhaps not verbally, but say them you will. And there's no shame in that. Remember, karma is a bitch.

Side-splitting Trevor Noah on Colonialism




Trevor Noah is completely bonkers tho...LMAO

Madam, keep quiet for half a second and save yourself a world of regret




This is one of those moments when you begin wishing a natural disaster would occur, or an alien invasion, or North Korea launches a world-killing nuclear missile, anything but to have to face these folks.

How was something so mind-numbingly bad preserved on film?




This is the very worst sequence of acting ever filmed in the history of the universe. It is so shockingly bad that it is hard to watch, but if you can see the funny side of it you will laugh your guts out.

Who we go marry na?


Finding the right man to marry can be a real brawl o. Ladies, the Lord is your muscle. Lol

Right Response: When someone asks you not to insult them


However, ensure that you are in a position to outrun the person if you are in any doubt as to your ability to physically overpower them...for your health and others. LWKMD

I Wonder: How She Got a Real Life Superpower




How on God's green Earth is she doing that? I'm so frightened of boiling oil that i will not be in the kitchen when a pan of oil is on a lit burner. Yet here is a human being literally washing her hands in the stuff...Mind boggling.

Internet anonymity ain't what it used to be



People will seek you out and expose your ass...LMAO


Thursday, 28 January 2016

Broadband kids don't know how lucky they are


The days of dialup connections,,,lawd. Gave real meaning to the saying 'you go old o.' But back then we felt we were balling tho..How quickly technology changes your perspectives. Lol

Adorable baby...with a mean streak




This baby don't play with her attention tho...when she wants it, she gets it by fair means or foul. Lol

Ladies, y'all need to make up your minds


You spend all your time making up your faces when what really needs making up is your damn minds. I believe we could achieve world peace if women just made up their minds about what they wanted.

Guys, please be gentlemen...

It makes no sense to win one battle and lose the war...Who has ears, let him hear.


OMG! What is he hiding in that phone?




Probably has the coordinates of Tupac's location, or the prophecy on who will eventually marry Linda Ikeji (God please let it be me). Please let us know what you think he could be hiding that justifies such an outrageous passcode.

Wow, it's a temporary miracle...




The motivation exposed him...Lmao

Everyday for the thief....




Cunning man die, cunning man bury am...LMAO

Tuesday, 26 January 2016

The Change Agenda: Blame GEJ



It's open season on GEJ these days as a government too used to being the opposition clutches at straws in trying to explain its ineptitude and blames every woe on the past administration. Now everything is GEJ's fault; a child fails an exam, it's GEJ's fault, A chic turns down a guy asking her out, it's GEJ's fault, Manchester United cannot win a game to save their lives, guess what, it's GEJ's fault.

So neighbour, have you blamed GEJ today?

Saturday, 23 January 2016

You go fear Chinese na...




Wonder what this lot were watching growing up. You do not approach a Chinese man without permission...LOL

Give yourself brain...



LMAO. Well said...

One of the things you should never lie about...




Never lie about two things in this life: knowing how to swim and knowing how to drive. Obviously this dude hadn't heard about that before...LMAO

The absolute height of stupidity




Who gives a chimpanzee an automatic rifle?

Ask a stupid question...





...and get the most epic of stupid answers. Buhahahahahahah (Click on picture to enlarge)

You won't believe what they think causes impotence




ROTFLMAO I died laughing at this. Funniest thing i've seen today. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.

Winter in Minnesota

Mental note to self: Avoid Minnesota in winter.

Ghana Jellof Rice Toh Bahd




Holy crap! What was he thinking? LMAO. Hope the bride is okay tho... she didn't seem like she could stand on her own.

Friday, 22 January 2016

Right Response: When someone is acting like a grade A dickhead



Chisos! Which kain yarn be this o...?

LOL Sneeze Face



LMAO... I can totally relate

Apparently the Avengers can't stand Drake's Hotline Bling




LMAO. Nice one.

I Wonder: Life after death...for real




This is not even funny...just creepy. A skinned and gutted fish just carries on with life like nothing happened. Without all its vital organs, no less. How is this even possible?

One of life's most painful experiences



The pain of this is worse than toothache, worse than heartbreak,  worse than waterboarding. I totally understand why he wants to die.

Karma is a bi*ch



ahh, Baba God saw her number and picked up her call. LMAO

Oho, so that's how Saggin' started



Doesn't seem quite so hot after reading that now, does it? LOL

Thursday, 21 January 2016

Paranoia on Steroids



So he spent 2 minutes with the other chic? And you're going mental? Abeg my guy, Proverbs 21:9 and Proverbs 21:19 are essential reading for you. Lol

What is he on about, for crying out loud?



Even Frank cannot believe his eyes. LMAO

She's got a checklist for her man...



...but she ain't on no man's checklist. Not until she get her sh*t together.

She wants a sugar daddy...literally.


Yeah, we know her type. Pray tell, what do you bring to the relationship? Your sparkling personality, right? For that truly epic response, @ajeezayGH is my MOTY so far.

Right Response: When someone rolls their eyes at you



This one's a gem. Never before has there been a good enough response to the subtly insulting eye-roll. Now you know what to say when someone thinks they can get away with it. Hehehehehe.

Violent Toasting is becoming all the rage



Apparently, Negging is making a strong comeback. For those who do not know what negging is, the Urban Dictionary defines it as low-grade insults meant to undermine the self-confidence of a woman so she might be more vulnerable to your advances.It's been a thing for some time now but this dude obviously hasn't ever seen it done properly. Toasting no be by force na...

Tuesday, 19 January 2016

Best Treadmill Fails...ROTFLMAO

Some treadmills are just possessed tho..wicked things. LOL


When you mess up but act like a boss




That's how you retrieve an irretrievable situation...LWKMD

Seriously...this is a real song?





LMAO...Hiphop is dead.

Who knew Obama could roast?




No wonder the Donald has zero love for Barack...LMAO

Someone buy this chic a mirror


Some chicks will just be applying make up like they're painting a house...I've seen better looking zombies...lol

Talk about over-reacting

This is an old favourite. Just couldn't resist posting it. hehehehe.

Who would fire such a correct guy?


Apparently, management didn't quite get the joke. LMAO

Oh no he didn't...but she shouldn't have


We do not condone hitting women under any circumstances but this chic shoulda left a black man alone minding his business. Just trying to get his melody on and she wasn't having none of it. Well, he wasn't having none of her sh*t neither and let her know with the help of an ancestry-fueled slap that came with an instruction manual. He walked her through the process of the slap before the actual slap but she didn't even flinch, thinking her 'I am a white female in a public place" force-field would protect her. How wrong she was.

Stupidest brotha in the world

Seriously though, no black man is that dumb...lol

Jokes to make you squirm in your seat



Sometimes a joke can be so insensitive that you don't know whether to laugh or be outraged. Ricky Gervais had a barrel-full of those at the just concluded Golden Globes Award show. Watch and see how uncomfortable you get.

Sunday, 17 January 2016

Right Response: When someone says you're talking like an idiot


Never be stranded looking for the perfect cutting comeback again. We've got your back with Right Response. We'll show you what to say when someone is getting under your skin. In this example you can substitute Idiot with anything else to bring it within the context of your fight. Be creative...

Saturday, 16 January 2016

Gunman Fail...

If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk. *In 'The Ugly's' voice*

This was her one shot at fame...

Yeah, that's how you report the news

This Sh*t Right Here...

When you get weed from Warri, from back home. ROTFLMAO

Two Girls Beat Up a Gang of Toughs...Really Funny

If this was on Zee World we wouldn't hate that channel so much...

Cute child about to be introduced to pain


What would you do?

#OlamidevsDonJazzy set to music


Just when we thought #OlamidevsDonJazzy had been milked dry...LMAO

Methylated or Horny Spirit?


Everyone knows the internet is swarming with rabid trolls, so it is kind of usual when you post a picture with half your ample mammaries hanging out to get the kind of response where random people express varied intentions on what they'd like to do to you. In fact you have to expect such comments. 

But definitely not from this sort of person... 



Twitter exploded with comments ranging from the inane to the downright ridiculous over this Man of God's lapse of judgment. See all the drama here

The self preservation instinct is real

LMAO!

So scary you'll laugh at yourself

Perfect demonstration of how chics are at 'that time of the month.'

If God wanted to play with the remote control...


The wind in Norway doesn't joke...almost like hitting a Rewind button. LOL

Guys, why you should never go shopping with a female


A trip to the mall to buy a few clothes can last as long as a North Pole expedition. Guys, in the interest of your sanity, let the ladies shop alone.

Wednesday, 13 January 2016

When you think you're big...visit Dubai


When you start feeling yourself too much, thinking you're oppressing with your BMW X6, just visit Dubai and see people like this sheikh's garage. And remind yourself that he is not the richest man in Dubai...then humble yourself. LWKMD.

Straight Outta Netflix & Chill




There is no clearer way to put it o...Babes, beware Netflix & Chill. LMAO

Netflix & Chill...or not


With Netflix now available in 130 more countries including Nigeria, this is going to be happening more often...lol

Truly Epic Fail at walking in Heels on the Catwalk

There are no words to describe this. You have to see it to believe it. This young lady will never live this down.

How we perceive abuse...and how we react


When we see physical abuse happening our reactions are markedly different depending on the parties involved...it's funny as heck. Abuse is no laughing matter though. It is not something like a joking stuffs.

You'll never guess why this is the funniest picture on the web


Only people with the most highly developed senses of humour will understand why this picture is hilarious. If you got it, explain it to the lesser mortals in the Comments...know what, don't bother. If you don't get it at first sight, no explanation will do it justice.

The funniest version of Adele's Hello yet



Given the phenomenal popularity of Adele's Hello, i guess it was inevitable that some nutcases would jump on the track. But we're very happy they did...it's hilarious!

The Mystery of the never ending bath...ROTFLMAO


These chaps must have been wondering what sort of soap they were using...quite literally the soap of life. LOL

Sunday, 3 January 2016

LMAO


Simply no words for this one. ROTFLMAO!!!

The Other Side of Adele’s Hello



Adele’s monstrosity of a hit song has been inescapable since it dropped, with artistes all over the world jumping on it. Now the guys from College Humour have jumped on it to bring us the other side of that famous phone call. Hilarious stuff!!!

The fight of the funnies: Frank vs Falz


Two of the funniest men in the country brought their A-game hard in 2015. As we anticipate with delicious expectation what they will serve up in 2016, which of them truly cracked your ribs in 2015? Watch some of the clips after the cut.

Be there or be square. They meant it for real.


This one had me laughing fit to burst. People have no chill at all. LMAO.

Laughter the best medicine? It’s actually no joke!


We all grew up hearing this phrase and thought it was just another of our parents tales (like how they always came first in class when they were in school, or, for the ladies, how if you said hello to a boy you would get pregnant instantly) but science has proven that indeed, you can chortle and guffaw your way to a healthier you.

Just check out the many health benefits of laughter after the cut to see why this blog, an aggregation of the web’s funniest content, is now the equivalent of your gym, yoga class, psychotherapy session,  and general wellness centre.